Thursday, December 24, 2009
Merry Christmas!
After wrestling the graphic down to the ground, avoiding all the popups, it became personal. Just had to use it.
Anyway, sorry for the rant.
Merry Christmas to my blogging friends and your families!
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Dr. Seuss Knows a Thing or Two About Aging
- The people who started college this past fall were born in 1990.
- They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
- Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
- The CD was introduced two years before they were born.
- They have always had an answering machine.
- They have always had cable.
- Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show (until recently.)
- Popcorn has always been microwaved.
- They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
- They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
- They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane."
- McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
- They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
Sunday, December 20, 2009
A Legal Christmas
- This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal.
- This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are acknowledged.
- This greeting implies no promise whatsoever by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
- This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishes in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
- This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
- The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
Monday, December 14, 2009
I Have a Badge! (and other updates)
Notice, too that I am experimenting with Amazon ads. Yes, if you click through to make a purchase, I'll make a few cents and a piece of cheese. The Ultimate Blogging Toolkit is the blogger's resource and this is more of a free-for-all, but it is a great sandbox to experiment. Let me know what you think. In general, are you interested in helping others by making your online purchases like you normally would, but start by clicking through like this?
Let me know!
Dave
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Over the Top Christmas Lights - But What Fun to Watch!
A colleague sent a link to this year's video of Richard Holdman's stunning Christmas Lights display, but I have a soft spot for Frosty the Snowman and his musical guest, the late Dean Martin. Turn up those speakers, enjoy this and Mr. Holdman's other renditions.
'Tis the season!
Dave
Monday, November 30, 2009
Agave Azul
I can only speak for the chicken fajitas - that's what Margaret and I each ordered. (Of course there was a margarita and a glass of wine involved.)
Our new friend, Maria brought the fajitas to the table with the requisite sizzling pan, but when we dug in, we were both surprised - no grease. When I pointed that out, Maria said simply, "we use wine instead!"
If you can't read the graphic, they are in Gresham (of course) just off Powell on Vista, near 242nd. Treat yourself to a friendly atmosphere and wonderfully light fajitas!
Dave
Tuesday, November 17, 2009
The Cruise!
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
727 - Two Years and Counting

A quickened pace leading to retirement gets to that emotional "nirvana" more quickly, alleviating the "can't wait 'til Christmas" feeling that we all had (have!) as kids. I'm excited to get there and want the waiting time to be short.
But there are drawbacks to the quick pace I'm beginning to experience.
First, there's the very real need to transform the old 201(k) back into a 401(k) to put the retirement funding back on track. You're saying, "time doesn't really go faster or slower, it's just a perception; you really have two years left, no matter how fast it 'seems' to be going."
Agreed.
But with the perception that time is actually going faster, I must be on guard to fight the urge to "catch up" the investment funds too quickly through poor decisions. Stay the course. Make careful choices.
There's another, more deeply emotional aspect of time going quickly: relationships. If I choose to retire on Day 0 (remember, at that point in time I may "choose" to work, as opposed to being "required" to do so), I will be leaving a career-long connection to my professional family. I don't take this concept lightly. My employer of now nearly 31 years has in it a unique and cherished family feel that is quite unusual in what would be a Fortune 600 or 700 company. Large organizations don't always foster that type of close-knit feeling.
I won't even get into the impact I will have on my wife when I retire. Reduced stress for me, but heightened stress for her. Having me around every day won't necessarily be a cake walk. This could be the basis for a whole series of posts by itself!
For now, I will continue to enjoy the Retirement Countdown experience due to (or in spite of) the seemingly quickened pace. Have you experienced these feelings? How did you deal with it? If you're still a long way away from retirement, how do my perspectives affect yours?
Dave
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Casual Friday Inflation

I remember when Casual Friday in most companies meant, "lose the tie." At my employer, that wasn't actually the case because we didn't have Casual Friday. It was "tie day" every day. However, in June of 2001, my employer changed to "casual business attire" which meant losing the tie completely, unless of course if there was an event or visitor that warranted a knot. The quote from our CEO's email announcement:
"As another step toward making our company a more open and congenial place in which to work, I would like to announce a change in the dress code -- to casual business attire (which of course, does not mean sneakers, jeans and shorts.)"
Now, I have not seen shorts (unless you include women's Capri pants), but I have seen my share of sneakers and jeans, many of which have seen their own share of miles traveled. I just don't get it. We (and I use the collective "we") strive to be treated like professionals. We complain when we are not respected as valued members of the organization. Then on Fridays, instead of tastefully dressing down to "casual business attire," we act as if we are about to change the oil in our cars.
If this is what people wear to work on Fridays, what do they put on to become more casual at home? If the proportions hold true, that level of "casual" would allow them a second job of standing on the freeway off-ramp with a cardboard sign, indicating, "will work for good clothes."
I'm sorry, but keep the slacks, keep the dress shoes and keep the collared shirts. Lose the jeans.
Dave
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Philadelphians Group Tours

Grant and his wife, Marilyn own and operate Philadelphians Group Tours, Inc. They have been creating and hosting non-smoking Christian tours since 1980 and here I am just finding out! Their tours are selected with seniors in mind and delivered in a caring and comfortable way.
In the spirit of full disclosure, I have not enjoyed one of their tours myself. But I have a different perspective. A perspective most clients don't get to see. I see in Grant a caring, humorous, family-oriented gentleman. If just half of the personality I've known for years comes through in his tours, you're in for a treat.
The conversation I had with him recently that educated me about PGTI painted the picture of detail-oriented planning, the utmost concern for the guests' comfort and safety, and an overall feeling of him truly being a part of ever group he hosts. Not a bad way to travel.
Check out Philadelphians Group Tours, Inc. If you have the need for caring and comfortable travel, where all the details are handled for you, they are indeed your choice.
Dave
Thursday, July 23, 2009
A Better Mouse Trap - Really
Monday, July 20, 2009
Free Pastry at Starbucks Tuesday

Friday, July 17, 2009
YMCA Camp Collins
Summer Camp.
Just these two words conjures up a time when nothing else really matters, September and the start of school is a lifetime away and kids can just be kids. Unfortunately, that isn't often enough these days. Although I didn't enjoy summer camp as a kid, I have been fortunate to be exposed to its virtues in a number of ways since then.
In this area of the country, many 6th graders enjoy "Outdoor School." They spend a week during the school year attending a summer camp along with their teachers and spend an environmentally educational week. For many, it's the first time away from home alone.
Outdoor School didn't yet exist when I was a 6th grader, but I had the chance to be a counselor when I was a senior in high school. All the best of summer camp and more rewarding at the same time.
Then, Daughter Collette went to Camp Collins as a 1st grader. Six years old and a camper for life. On the banks of the Sandy River east of Gresham, Oregon, Camp Collins is the ultimate location. Sitting in a horseshoe bend in the river, it makes it easy to ride the river in an inner tube and not travel far from your base.
But tubing is a small fraction of the benefits that come with a stay at Camp Collins. First of all, your stay will include my 21 year old as the Arts and Crafts Director. Yes, a camper for life. The video above should be your first clue why she's a camper for life and I take every chance I get to visit camp. Add horses, archery, a climbing tower, a ropes course, songs, nonsense, well... you get the idea. A great environment, all with the positive YMCA virtues of love, respect, honesty, responsibility, and service.
But why am I sharing this? Camp Collins needs your help.
Each year the camp raises over $100,000 dollars to help families with tuition assitance. Assistance is strictly needs-based and those needs are increasing during these challenging economic times. Couple that with a more challenged donor base - for the same reasons - and you see the need for this plea.
If you want to help make a difference in a child's life - a difference that amounts to the only positive influence in some kids' lives - please give what you can. A dollar or a thousand dollars - it all makes a difference.
Click on this link, visit the Camp Collins web site, donate, and help make another camper for life.
Dave
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Oregon Food Bank Volunteer Day

There are many ways to help provide food to those who need the assistance. Food, cash and in-kind donations to your local food bank are just a few. One enjoyable and very needed form of support is your muscle. Individuals in the local Portland, Oregon area are invited to exercise that muscle at the Oregon Food Bank.
Exercise your philanthropic muscle. It will only cost you a few hours and a short drive to the Oregon Food Bank.
Dave
Saturday, July 11, 2009
Mathemagics
See this,and think about...how wonderful Mathematics is.....
1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321
1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111
9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888
Brilliant, isn't it?
And finally, take a look at this symmetry:
1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321
Amazing!
Dave
Wednesday, July 8, 2009
Energication for Renewable Energy Education

Friday, July 3, 2009
759 - Martini Bar Visit For My 21 Year Old

Last week, daughter Collette celebrated her 21st birthday with three of the best, best friends anyone could ever have. It's like I have four daughters. With an "adult" designated driver deployed, we weren't worried in the slightest. (Well, maybe about a possible hangover, but that didn't materialize either.) Many thanks to the mother of one of her friends, Jenny, for being the "Driving Diva."
Why do I share this?
Because the martini bar realization has now become another milestone on the Retirement Countdown. To use a carpenter analogy, her 21st birthday was like tapping the nail with the hammer to set it. The martini bar was the hammer that drove it in.
Am I getting old? Sure. Collette lovingly jabs me with that statement frequently. It is the maturing and "rights of passage" when kids provide different perspectives to parents. My perspectives continue to change (mostly for the better, thank you!) as the kids, wife Margaret and I "mature." Things that used to be important no longer matter and things that were never a concern before are now vital. Age seems to do that.
Monday, June 29, 2009
763 - Relocation, And It's Not Me

Wednesday, June 24, 2009
Sports Tradition, Superstition, and Habit

The weather is what is causing the latest stir as it relates to the first-ever retractable roof over Center Court. Countless matches have been delayed or postponed over the years, but weather delays look to be no longer served up. Thanks to a 1,000 ton retractable cover with translucent canvas. As you can imagine, purists aren't pleased.
It appears that even Wimbledon struggles with change. How do you approach your sport? Whether you are a pro, avid amateur, or week-end warrior, everyone has their own traditions, superstitions, and habits. Aspects of our game that must stay the same. But which are they and where do the lines blur between them?
As a hockey player back in the day, I had a very specific way in which put on my gear, stretched, warmed up and took practice shots (I was a goalie.) If you were to ask me then, I'd say, "Well, it's a logical series of steps to prepare for the game." Bull. It was all superstition, with maybe a bit of habit thrown in. The only tradition involved was the fact that I did it that way (habitual superstition) for a long time!
What about you? What quirky... er... I mean... interesting rituals do you practice before any sort of sporting participation?
- Do you wear the same socks when you play tennis because they feel the best, or is there a bit of superstition involved?
- At the golf course, do you hit a bucket of balls before your round to "warm up" or is it more traditional for you?
- When you go for a run, do you listen to the same kind of music each time because it puts you "in the groove" or are you simply a creature of habit?
It's OK to come clean. This is a (relatively) anonymous forum.
Dave
Saturday, June 20, 2009
Father's Day Retrospective

Saturday, June 13, 2009
Pittsburgh Penguins Claim Stanley Cup

Friday, June 12, 2009
781 - School Board Farewell Message

After eight years on the Gresham-Barlow School Board, I have finally elected to retire. A difficult decision, but one that is right for me. While it is time to move on, I will deeply miss the work, the kids, and my colleagues.
Last night was the final formal business meeting, of which I have had the honor to lead for the last two years as Board Chair. Kind words, gifts and an occasional "jab" made for an excellent send-off. Knowing there would be an opportunity for some final remarks, I knew the only way I would get through them emotionally was to write them down. I'm glad I did, because I barely held it together while I read them. I share them with you here in hopes that some of my perspectives may resonate with you.
Best regards,
Dave
Gresham-Barlow School Board
Farewell Message
June 11, 2009
There is something about the magic of this District that I’m sure all of us inherently feel to some degree, but that I have had a difficult time truly understanding until just recently. I’d like to share with you how that perspective has finally come into focus.
Over the past six months, I have seen at my employer, a number of long-time friends and colleagues retire. While my retirement is still a few years out, it is being on this precipice of a significant change in my professional life that has allowed me to relate it to my work in Gresham-Barlow School District.
This has caused me to observe many similarities between our home lives and our professional and civic activities. For example:
- We are frequently working hard to live within our means
- We often pack our schedules full in an attempt to do it all
- We are sometimes dysfunctional (and you know who your are!)
- We take what we do very seriously, but try to have fun doing it
- We care about each other
- We do it all for our kids
- We are a family
Speaking of family, I want to take this opportunity to thank them for giving up 8 years of Thursday nights. Especially my very patient and supportive wife, Margaret. Without her support, I would not have been able to focus on the work at hand.
It has been a pleasure and an honor to be a part of this wonderful family over the last eight years. It is not uncommon for people in my circumstance to announce that they have benefitted exponentially more than they have contributed, but it is so true.
- How many people can say that they have worn dorky hats to read Dr. Seuss books to Kindergartners?
- And at the other end of the educational spectrum, how many people can say that they have been afforded the honor of handing out high school diplomas and shaking the hands of our graduating seniors?
- How many of those can say they got to hand them to their own children?
As I’ve already discussed with the Superintendent, I hope to be involved with some projects going forward, so I am excited about getting to work with you again, only in a different capacity. Until then, I’ll leave you with a few thoughts:
- To students: continue making us proud
- To staff: continue doing the right things for our kids
- To Cabinet: continue creating opportunities for teachers to succeed
- To the Superintendent: continue being the leader that you are
- To Board Members: continue balancing the here and now, with the distant future
Thank you.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Donate Life Northwest Raffle
- Donate Life Northwest
A good friend of mine is the Program Director for a small non-profit organization in Portland called Donate Life Northwest. They are responsible for the statewide public education about the importance of registering to be an organ donor.
Part of their fundraising efforts is an annual benefit raffle which is coming up in August. I am reaching out to all Ultimate Blogging Toolkit readers and fellow bloggers to buy a ticket or two. There are six great prizes and if by an unfortunate chance you don't win, all of your charitable gift is tax deductible and 100% goes towards their wonderful programs.
You can buy tickets online at their secure website:
https://donatelifenw.ejoinme.org/MyPages/AnnualBenefitRaffle/tabid/131609/Default.aspx
And what great prizes!
- Grand Prize: Roundtrip airfare for two on Alaska Airlines within the continental US
- 2nd Prize: Seven day stay at Eagle Crest Ridge in Redmond, OR (sleeps 6)
- 3rd Prize: Central Oregon Getaway - weekend stay in a cabin on the banks of the Metolius River and dinner at Chloe Restaurant
- 4th Prize: 16GB Apple iTouch
- 5th Prize: A one-of-a-kind handcrafted jewelry piece by local artist Jessica Vasi
- 6th Prize: Beach Getaway - Two night stay at a charming cottage on the Yachats River in Yachats, OR (sleeps up to 6)
For more details on the prizes and some pictures of the getaway cottages, you can check out their website.
I'm already signed up as an organ donor. If that appeals to you as a way to help another person, sign up or just buy a raffle ticket. Hey, you may get to pick up one of these prizes.
Donate Life Northwest
PO Box. 532
Portland, OR 97207
Office: 503-494-2257
Fax: 503-494-2290
Register today to be an organ, eye and tissue donor. Thanks for your support.
Dave
Monday, June 8, 2009
Words to Live By - From Charles Schulz
Charles Schulz Philosophy |
The following is the philosophy of Charles Schulz, the creator of the "Peanuts" comic strip. You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just read the e-mail straight through, and you'll get the point.
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